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Fe Butt

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Irish Viagra
      #679965 - 01/05/20 09:10 AM

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor

"Not a chance" she replied. "He won't even take an aspirin".

"Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra.”

"What on Earth is Irish Viagra?" she asked.

"It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it. Let me know how it goes," he said

She called the doctor the very next afternoon. "How did it go?" he asked.

"Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible. Just horrid, I tell ya! I'm beside meself!"

"Oh, no! What in the world happened?"

"Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I ground it to a powder and put the Viagra in his morning coffee, and he drank it.

Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging.

Then, with one fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table. T’was a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"

“Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?"

"Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in me last 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin’ here, doctor, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

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Monkey Butt

Reged: 01/12/05
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Loc: Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Re: Irish Viagra [Re: The_Dog33]
      #679967 - 01/05/20 12:15 PM

We know that old boy didn't actually steal any horses, but he's obviously guilty of trying to avoid being hanged for it.

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Bar Shake

Reged: 12/16/06
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Loc: Kansas City, Mo.
Re: Irish Viagra [Re: The_Dog33]
      #679968 - 01/06/20 12:02 PM

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken

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Reged: 01/21/15
Posts: 211
Loc: Victoria Australia
Re: Irish Viagra [Re: MACMC]
      #679971 - 01/06/20 09:30 PM

Even the missus had a chuckle over that one..

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Loc: Dahlonega Ga.
Re: Irish Viagra [Re: ladisney]
      #680020 - 01/14/20 01:01 PM

Funny stuff


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Loc: North Idaho
Re: Irish Viagra [Re: chy]
      #680031 - 01/16/20 09:06 PM

let's ride...

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